Challenge: A World Without HR [Update 5]

Here's another contribution to the A World Without HR Contest:

• HR Minion (including dress code policy and nepotism)
  

Previous entries:

• Laurie from Team Building Is For Suckers
  
• Rick from Flip Chart Fairy Tales
• Wenchie from HR Wench
• Rachel Robbins from The Employment File
• Kris Dunn from The HR Capitalist
• Michael Wade from Execupundit.com
• Liz Williams from CollaborationZone

Thanks to everybody who participated!
You're so diverse, I'm proud of you ;-)
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